The Corrupt A Wish Game

[Borg12345]

A Simple little game I've come across before. Basically you make a wish, and then the next person to post grants that wish. However, the wish either goes dreadfully wrong or it has a horrible catch to it! Then they make a wish and it goes on and on and on, like so:

* "I wish I head better hearing!"

* "Granted, you now have the best hearing of any human ever born. Except for the fact that you hear everything backwards."

See? easy.

I wish my photography classes would just stop existing.

[Tav]

The problem is, everything else stops existing, too.

I wish I had super powers, with the lack of anyone else having super powers, and my own super abilities do not harm myself or others from the process of me using them, or them existing.

. . .What? I never said I'd make it easy.

[Borg12345]

Granted, but everyone think's you're a show off and hates you. (neeeer! XD)

I wish my PC could turn into a laptop at a moments notice, and still retain it's high spec awesomeness.

[Tav]

Too bad that that your hands were on the keyboard during one of the 'moment's notice', and your hands got crushed in the mechanism while it transformed! Nice to have a laptop\PC when you have no hands.

I wish that nobody was so money oriented.

[MDude]

No one cares about money as much as they did before: They care ten times as much! >:D


I wish cats wouldn't lay on my keyboard while I'm trying to type.

[Tav]

Instead, cats decide to scratch and bite your eyebrows, thinking them furry rodents on your face.

I wish I had. . .furry rodents on my face.

[3kul]

You have furry rodents on your face, only somebody has grafted them to your skin, and you can not remove them. It's not a good look, and it doesn't get much better after the rodents die :X

I wish for nothing bad to happen when I make this wish B-)

[Borg12345]

Granted, nothing bad happens to you, but an orphanage gets blown up as a result. You evil swine!

I wish I wasn't suffering from insomnia

[Swix]

Granted, your insomnia's gone, but you fall asleep and cannot be woken for the next three years instead.

I wish this incessant cough would go away and leave me alone

[Tav]

Your lungs, windpipe, and mouth all vanish, and then you suffocate in short order.

I wish my back would stop itching.

[3kul]

You are instantly paralysed, and no longer have to concern yourself with an itchy back... or any bodily functions, really. It's the nurse's problem now (assuming that you can afford to be hospitalized, that is).

I wish that it wasn't so easy for politicians to use natural disasters as a way to look good :-/

[MDude]

All those supernatural disasters that start showing up sure do make handling the natural ones seem a bit less impressive.

I wish there were more interesting things close enough to my house for me to walk to them.

[Borg12345]

Granted, an active volcano appears down the road, and erupts. Crispy!

I wish my bloody ISP (Sky) wouldn't slow our internet down so much during peak time. The insulting bit is that they're claiming in their latest ad that they don't do that at all! >:(

[Savverz]

Granted. It goes so fast the entire internet explodes.

I wish I had something tasty to eat. ):

[Tav]

You now have the most scrumptious, tasty, yummy food to ever exist!
But alas, it's too large to fit in your mouth, and if it's ripped or torn, it loses it's tastiness!

I wish I never had writer's block.