Pax RP

Where... did you get a cardboard cut out of DP?

Made it from memory :p I saw the pic back in 2008ish (.... don't quote me), someone created a drawing for him. Now it is on fire, celebrating his arrival.... WAIT... No camera D:

You... kept it around, just to burn in case he ever came back..?

For YEARS?!

Yes, the moss trimmings I tossed over it add a nice touch, don't you think. *Roasts a marshmallow over the small fire.*

That's all well and good, but why did you dress the cutout with a pair of short shorts?

*there is a snap, and addman suddenly is wearing the flaming short shorts*

*a faint laugh is heard in the winds*

Because, Addman, camo shorts are all the rage. Look, you even forgot you even wore yours.

*Stands and watches the show with a big grin*

*Scarfs down the pocky hungrily.* You now, you should eat this more often Addman, tastes better than regular cookies. *Looks back at the glaming shorts.* Before, you know, something makes you eat[/i ]those shorts.

We're cashing in our Pocky? I'm sure I had...

*Crash, tinkle. Several bass are flung into the air.*

If you could go ahead and close up the portal to the realm of evil itself that parasiticly attached itself to our world, that would be grand...

*Flings flamethrowers, desert sand, and a warpstone.*

I'm sure I had a box somewhere... Uh-oh.

*The box is flat, leaking Pocky dust.*

HEY! The best I can do is either tape it up, or make it worse. Go look for a better solution! *His arms stretched high in the air to seal a looming hole from above.*

I err... wasn't talking to you... But all the freedom to you.

I just... wouldn't personally stick my fingers anywhere close to that thing...

*A random head bursts through the tape, revealing another Jent.* What's wrong with that, I thought you were all for adventurer?

*The first Jent kicks the intruder in the face, sealing it back up again.*

OUCH! That's the last time I interact with a tear in time.

*A silky smooth, sultry female voice emanates from somewhere nearby*

I gave you a chance to stop that from happening. I even gave you clues. Your heroics were simply inadequate.

*another not so smooth voice emanates from somewhere else*

You are one to talk.