Pax RP

*Provoked in envy of Coolpikaaa proximity to the enchanting flower, a stretched arm tosses the allured rodent into a bush.* NO! I want to stare at pretty flower.

*Giggling is heard, just on the edge of hearing*

*suddenly, the flower disappears a puff of smoke, to be replaced by a plate of Pocky and a glass of Pocky Shake*

*Crawls out of bush to notice the flower is gone.*

What? Uhg... I'm beginning to think DP might be less sanity based... and moreso have a Midas-esk thing with pocky.

Hwa? That felt strange...

*Jent massaged his temples, easing off the commotion coursing in his head.*

At least he let's us eat the pocky.

*just for affect, the aforementioned pocky turns into golden pocky. Not edible, just gold*

Well... I guess.... I guess that's what I said.

*Starts shoveling gold pocky into a sack so he can sell it.*

Greed, CP?

...

I approve

*They would likely get the impression something was watching them, because, well, because it was*

*The black liquid that was oily (but not actual oil) suddenly gathered by a tree, oozing upwards and forming C's preferred bipedal form-that of a relatively tall female, but who's humanoid features were mixed in with other creatures. She had double bent, reptilian legs with wicked claws, in the place of her left hand was a snakes head, and behind her a tail with a bladed barb curled up to hover just over her shoulder. Sometimes she had a pair of skinless wings behind her back, but not today. She had long slick hair, and was even wearing a flowing dress. But everything about her was black, except for the eyes. The eyes on her head and on the snake hand were pools of bright red*

You know, I spent a bit of time perfecting that flower.

((Oh snap! We're getting serious in this thread!))

"Oh, Damn." Cp gasped, dropping his sack of loot. The flower of course, had to have been hers and it's odd pheromones had been blinding them to that fact. If TheDarkPsycho hadn't used his abilities to do away with it, who knows what traps they could have played into.

"Jent, I'm gonna need you to evac terrified civilians, then run backup with me on this. I know I'm gonna need it." He asked of the fellow warrior. The little electric mouse had already moved into a battle pose, before breaking into a dead sprint at the figure of evil itself.

"But for now let's see if I can't offer some interference... New dress C? I don't often see you so formally clothed..." He panted, casually conversing while he closed the gap. Nearly there, he jumped, bringing a paw back for a well aimed punch to her face. Physically, he didn't have much to offer, but that wasn't all he was fighting with.

<big><big><big><big><big>KRAKOOM&#33;&#33;&#33;</big></big></big></big></big>
Lightning exploded down from the sky, striking through the mouse and detonating on his fist.

((Are we? I just wanted to show off C XD. Ah well))

The entity followed the yellow rodents progress from dropping the bag to starting to sprint at her, with an almost amused expression... almost.

"It's not often I get to converse with a god, reason enough for a dress" at the moment of CP's would be attack, bolstered by his lightning, the Collector tilted her head to the side, then moved the rest of her newly formed body the same way so CP would go flying past her, spinning around to face the opposite way she had been standing "An unprovoked attack CP? Either I've really gotten to you, or you're showing off" she spoke as she spun, and sent the bladed tail of hers after the little Pikachu. She didn't sound at all bothered about either option.

((With a post that intense? That's false advertising&#33; ))

The little electric mouse sailed right over the wyvern-woman's shoulder, surprised. He certainly hadn't expected her to move so fast.

Coolpikaaa impacted the ground with his lightning charged fist, throwing soil and burning bits of sod in every direction. CP was also blasted away by the explosion, cartwheeling backwards and crashing hard into the ground. Through blurry eyes he could see the Collector swipe the area where he was just moments before.

If anything, at least he splashed her with dirt.

The wyvern-woman pulled the tail she had swiped at CP back over her shoulder, disappointed at it's lack of impact. The entity looked down in some annoyance at being showered by dirt, but then looked back up with a twisted grin on her face.

"All that just to ruin my look? You do realise I'm going to have to do something about that..." The Collector sent out her snake hand this time, stretching the limb to seek out and attack the rodent.

"I was really trying to blow your head off, honestly." Cp told her, dazed. He pushed himself upright and looked just in time to see The Collector stretching her snake hands out towards him.

He aimed a few blasts of electricity at it as it drew closer, then resorted to continuously backing up and punching at it with charged fists.

As if a tumbleweed, an old worn skull rolls in on the wind, wobbling to halt neat the ongoing battle.

"So, I forget, you have IRC channel going somewhere?" Came a voice like an echo of an amplifies whisper, "For some reason I've recently decided it could be nice to just go ahead and join a bunch of them simultaneously, and didn't want to skip over any of you." Bouncing to a nearby rock, it balanced atop and turned back to the combatants. "Don't worry, I can wait for you. Keep fighting." and it then lay still.

The Collector frowned at CP's 'comeback'. Of course she knew what he'd really been trying to do, she'd just been commenting on how ineffective it had been.

"Try harder" she said, stepping forwards so that her snake headed limb didn't get too stretched out. She saw one blast, then another go flying past and causing trees to explode "You might actually hurt me some ti-AAAAARRGGHHH" she screeched, as electricity coursed through her form, one of CP's blasts catching her arm and her off guard. The Collector's body seemed to slightly vibrate as the bonds holding it together were loosened, but she pulled herself back together. Complete with narrowed, bright red eyes "Why you little pest" she snarled, this time, holding off on trying to bite-although the snake head was still looking at him - and slamming her tail directly into the ground. The bladed limb would seek him out and attempt to stab him.

"When I get a hold of you, I'm going to skin you alive and wear your pelt as a hat&#33;"