Pax RP

Ah, but this isn't the actual evil game so you're safe! XD

The Mafia seems to think I am afraid of them. How funny. And, well, miss Queen of Smut... I am the Official Forum Smut Dealer. Just for this forum, though. At the moment I have aliens, prettyboy sims 2 boys, and androids. They're all most adorable in the smexiest way. ;D

Oh wait, that was CP talking?

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Hm.

*takes a pair of scissors and butchers Sev's hair*

We enforce the law. That does not mean our methods are of the usual stock.

I dreamt that my hair was almost completely shaven off. I was overjoyed.

*still not scared*

*quietly goes to find a container of PVA, empties it over Sev's head and drops her hair clippings on top*

Now, what next....

PVA?

Glue, Sev. PVA is glue, in a liquid and runny form, which usually comes in the colour of white.

Funnily enough, if you mix it with coloured ink you get what is effectively silly putty.

Hmm, glue on my skin... that ought to pull the filth right out of my pores&#33; WOO&#33;

*tilts her head back as she continues to talk and pours some of the PVA into her mouth*

Hm, I wonder if this is flammable....

Oh. Feth.

Feth sounds like a particularly unpleasant word...

YOUR MOTHER.

I-I'm sorry, what did my mother do to deserve that?&#33; D:<

She, like me, probably clicked on this damn thread again without realizing it.

Alas, I did as well.