Pax RP

... comment on the oddness of it all because she was busy downing some honey mead. Ken finally...

...staggered out of the house and down the long and winding road. He saw a man in a dark trench coat who suddenly...

... opened his coat, revealing...

...his cockerel, which squawked at him. Ken...

...arched a brow and said, "Nice cock." The coat-wearing man then...

...sighed and walked away from him in disgust, only...

... to walk into a bear trap, which snapped shut right on his poor cockerel. The man yelled...

. . .about the eventual end of all things, ranting about the swirling maelstrom of blackness and eldritch horrors that would soon descend upon the world, in about five minutes. Kenneth decided that was a bad thing, so he . . .

...gave the man a basket of ribbon-wearing kittens to cheer him up. There was just one problem, however, as the kittens were...

...were-kittens! They bit the man, tearing into his flesh with their razor sharp fangs. Suddenly, he began to...

...absorb the kittens into his demonic sponge skin, and so...

...a pair if soft kitten ears popped out of his head along with a tail on his behind. Kennith decided...

...to get his life together! To go to the big city and finally achieve his life long goal of becoming...

.. a nutritionalist! So he thanked the kitten-man for his warnings about the end of the world as a shadow started to descend from the sky and...