"
Everything has a strong aroma back home..." Sal replied, chuckling, but he seemed unwilling to elaborate on what appeared to be a private joke.
"Pax is very different to the place I came from; our planet just had the one race, no idea if there were others or what else might be beyond our homeworld." He took a sip from his drink, his eyes still glazed with nostalgia. "We weren't exactly ignorant - most of us believed that there was life out there - but with our technology we couldn't travel much further than our moon without dying of old age."
He looked about the bar, smiling to himself. "The diversity here is refreshing, and I'm relieved to discover that I'm not some kind of xenophobe in spite of my upbringing, but I do find myself craving some kind of
reason for being here, yes. As for what that reason is..." He took another sip, then continued. "I wouldn't have the faintest idea! Higher powers, a scientific phenomenon, who knows?"
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"Ho-hum, such a predictable question." Doctor 5 sighed, sounding almost disappointed. "What would you do if I answered yes? Kill me? Warn them?
Please. Such petty heroics are unbecoming of you, and besides, you'd be naive to believe that such an outcome wouldn't result in your own death."
He drummed his claws on the file and slumped back in his chair, not terrible amused by the turn this meeting had taken. "Disappointing... But that's nothing we can't change, right?"
He reached into his pocket, pulling out a rather well-worn pair of glasses. The right lens was cracked, but they were otherwise serviceable. "Wear these..." He handed Fade the glasses as well as the file. "So that you can read pages 37 through to 42 of this, then sign the dotted line."
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>MINUTES FOR THE MEETING OF THE EVIL COUNCIL FOR (CURRENT DATE, CURRENT TIME)</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Attending: Fade
Apologies: Furnace, Swix
I, Fade, acknowledge that the Articles of Councilization, as established by The Dark Psycho, second Headmaster of the Evil Council, are the same rules that we of the Evil Council uphold to this day.
In accordance with the Articles of Councilization, I, Fade, recognize the following changes to the Evil Council’s structure:
1. That Fort, the third and current Headmaster of the Evil Council, is not present in the realm of Pax, where the Evil Council is now based, and is no longer able to serve the Evil Council in any way, shape or form, and thus can no longer be considered a legitimate Headmaster (refer to section II, clause A, point iv of the Articles of Councilization).
2. In recognizing this it is also the case that, by default, Raven, the current Second-in-Command of the Evil Council, shall no longer be considered as such (refer to section II, clause B, point iv of the Articles of Councilization).
3. In the absence of those mentioned above, in addition to all former Headmasters, Elders and the Commodore, I, Fade, the only remaining Council Elite, acknowledge that I alone hold the highest rank of the Evil Council.
4. In addition to this, I, Fade, also acknowledge that the only remaining members of the Council who are not dead, missing or otherwise incapacitated in the realm of Pax are myself, holding the rank of Council Elite, Furnace, holding the rank of Councilman, and Swix, also holding the rank of Councilman, making for a total membership of three (3).
I, Fade, also acknowledge that, although the Evil Council’s traditional method of adding new members is by popular vote amongst all Council members, this is not included anywhere within the Articles of Concilization, and thus is not a formal requirement.
Consequently, I, Fade, recognize my and any other Council member’s right to induct new members without any formal procedure or process.
On this day I, Fade, the highest ranking active Council member, bestow the beings known as Doctor 5 seated before me with full membership to the Council. This brings the Evil Council’s current active membership up to a total of five (5) members.
At this point in the meeting it is appropriate to update the record of attendance.
MINUTES FOR THE MEETING OF THE EVIL COUNCIL FOR [CURRENT DATE, CURRENT TIME]
Attending: Fade, Doctor 5, Doctor 5
Apologies: Furnace, Swix
I, Fade, recognize that I represent the entirety of the Council Elite, and am the only Council member thus entitled to legislate rules and amend the Articles of Councilization. Furthermore, when proposing such changes, I recognize that I control 100% of Council Elite votes by default.
Furthermore, I, Fade, as well as all members of the Evil Council present at this meeting, recognize that I only require a simple majority required to make any amendment to the Articles of Councilization.
In addition to recognizing the above facts as true and essential elements of Evil Council legislation to uphold, I propose an amendment to section II, clause A, line iii of the Articles of Councilization, which currently reads as follows:
“The Headmaster will be selected from the Council by a majority vote of the entire CC, to be held on Treesprite's Grove, or in lue of that, Gameware Forums.â€
The amended line will read as follows:
“The Headmaster will be selected from the Council by a majority vote
from all Council members, and shall not include non-members or inactive members.â€
In proposing this amendment, I immediately pass it and put it to a vote by the entire membership of the Evil Council, and in doing so offer my own support.
Doctor 5 lend their support to this amendment, giving it a 3/5 majority vote.
The amendment is passed and is henceforth included in the Articles of Concilization.
I, Fade, now choose to call for an election for the position of Headmaster, and in doing so I nominate myself for the position of Headmaster.
In accordance with the newly amended section II, clause A, line iii of the Article of Councilization:
“The Headmaster will be selected from the Council by a majority vote from all Council members, and shall not include non-members or inactive members.â€
I choose to vote for myself in the ensuing election, as do Doctor 5, granting me a 3/5 majority vote.
On this day, I, Fade, ascend to the highest rank in the Evil Council and become the fourth and current Headmaster.
In doing so I also recognize my duty and right, in accordance with section II, clause B, line iii of the Articles of Councilization, to select a Second-in-Command at the beginning of my term.
I, Fade, fourth and current Headmaster of the Evil Council, select Doctor 5 to be my Second-in-Command, who accepts this role.
In addition to this I, Fade, fourth and current Headmaster of the Evil Council, recognize the legitimacy of the role of Commodore, and, as described in section II, clause C, line v, acknowledge that their existence is outside of Council legislation.
I, Fade, fourth and current Headmaster of the Evil Council, select Doctor 5 to be the Commodore, who accepts this role.
Doctor 5 calls for a renewed examination of the Council’s structure to be recorded on these minutes, which is as follows:
HEADMASTER: Fade
SECOND-IN-COMMAND: Doctor 5
COUNCIL ELITE: Doctor 5 (COMMODORE)
COUNCILMEN: Furnace, Swix
All present at this meeting acknowledge the need for a Council Elite election to be held post haste to fill the remaining Council Elite positions, as well as an urgent need to bolster the Council’s ranks to ensure that the power structure is not too top-heavy. It is the hope of all present that a new Headmaster will revitalize and reinvigorate the Council out of the period of stagnation that it has endured thus far on Pax.
This meeting is adjourned, with all present acknowledging that the above minutes are an accurate and true reflection of it.
FADE:
DOCTOR 5: [SIGNED]
DOCTOR 5: [SIGNED]</div>
"Let me know if you need a pen."
((LEGAL RPING ADVENTURES!!! SO INTENSE!!! :O :O :O
Seriously though, I spent way too long typing up (and editing!) those fictional minutes for this fictional meeting D:
For those curious,
the AoC can still be found on the Creatures wiki.))