That's all well and good, but why did you dress the cutout with a pair of short shorts?

Melons? There is only one offering that the dark lord of insanity desires, and only one offering that shall sate his deep hunger.

*pops open a can of pringles*

PRRRRRRINNGLES!

I can't believe I fell for this after all this time. Damn you Evil Game! I hate you all!

@3kul: Damn, those lawyers have gotten rather sophisticated. I didn't even hear their ice cream truck arrive. I'm pleased to see you're not dead. How's Holloweyes? @Jent: Actually, I discovered a pack of expired cookies from 1998 and ate them. They were covered in moss and spider eggs, so I've actua...

@Jent: I do remember you, although I don't think our paths crossed very often back in the day. Even so, it's great to see a familiar face and thanks for the warm welcome. I'm afraid I don't have anything archived from those days, but I noticed that you managed to scavenge a few skull-shaped baskets....

So there I was, trying to rupture the fabric of spacetime with a pair of craft scissors, when all of a sudden this bizarre portal appeared in front of me (technically, the scientific term is "large swirly thing"). Before I knew it, I was sucked through, leaving behind the Blackstar Dojo an...