Well, since I'm here...

[Borg12345]

Ah, but this isn't the actual evil game so you're safe! XD

[Savverz]

The Mafia seems to think I am afraid of them. How funny. And, well, miss Queen of Smut... I am the Official Forum Smut Dealer. Just for this forum, though. At the moment I have aliens, prettyboy sims 2 boys, and androids. They're all most adorable in the smexiest way. ;D

Oh wait, that was CP talking?

...

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[Stephline]

Hm.

*takes a pair of scissors and butchers Sev's hair*

We enforce the law. That does not mean our methods are of the usual stock.

[Savverz]

I dreamt that my hair was almost completely shaven off. I was overjoyed.

*still not scared*

[Stephline]

*quietly goes to find a container of PVA, empties it over Sev's head and drops her hair clippings on top*

Now, what next....

[Savverz]

PVA?

[Stephline]

Glue, Sev. PVA is glue, in a liquid and runny form, which usually comes in the colour of white.

Funnily enough, if you mix it with coloured ink you get what is effectively silly putty.

[Savverz]

Hmm, glue on my skin... that ought to pull the filth right out of my pores&#33; WOO&#33;

[Stephline]

*tilts her head back as she continues to talk and pours some of the PVA into her mouth*

Hm, I wonder if this is flammable....

[Wolf]

Oh. Feth.

[Stephline]

Feth sounds like a particularly unpleasant word...

[Savverz]

YOUR MOTHER.

[Stephline]

I-I'm sorry, what did my mother do to deserve that?&#33; D:<

[3kul]

She, like me, probably clicked on this damn thread again without realizing it.

[Tav]

Alas, I did as well.