The Corrupt A Wish Game

Savverz · #16

You are suddenly struck with inspiration and write for weeks and weeks and weeks! But alas, it all ends up being Twilight!

I wish I could meet my bestest friends in person.

Tav · #17

You are suddenly teleport to where your bestest friends are! Alas, they are in different locations, and you are torn asunder, as you're simultaneously teleported to multiple places!

I wish that everyone spoke in iambic pentameter!

#18

They do, but because most people can't do it well, they end up saying gibberish most of the time.

I wish there was a file format for cellular automata that was easier to write in.

#19

There is, Cellular Automata reverts to it's concept form from the 1940's. As a result, all breakthroughs on the subject and subsequent achievements or theories are destroyed. Good job.

I wish I had a super-awesome gaming computer with a huge monitor.

#20

Granted, sadly it's a super awesome gaming computer from the 80's with a monitor that was huge for the time.

I wish I could have my own place to live right now.

#21

Granted. Unfortunately it's a shack in the Arctic. You cannot survive without provisions and freeze to death.

I wish I had awesome magic powers.

#22

Granted, however you can only make bunnies appear from most unspeakable places. But hey, bunnies!

I wish I hadn't hurt my ankle today.

Tav · #23

Instead of hurting your ankle, you tripped down a set of stairs and broke both legs and an arm! But hey, your ankle is fine!

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

#24

Your insomnia disappears - WHOOSH~ - but in it's place is hypersomnia! You now sleep 20/24 hours a day.

I wish for world domination.

#25

You achieve world domination, by being transported to Mercury, population: you.

I wish I owned the next generation Xbox and ALL THE games.

#26

Granted, sadly it's ridden with hardware problems (and you thought the red ring of death was bad!) and all the games is just one. About paint drying.

I wish Assassin's Creed 3's controls were less finicky.

#27

The bewished controls are perfect, but because they spent so much time on them, the only missions available involve chasing down loose Almanac pages. Have fun with that!

I wish virtual reality technology was already available and awesome.

#28

It is, but a mad scientist traps your mind inside the game. If you die, your VR headset will emit a microwave and fry your brain. Good lucking clearing the hardest game of all time without dying!

I wish I was the Avatar! =o

#29

Granted, but now you have the fire nation all up in your grill.
(I assume that's the one you meant. I've also not seen a lot of it, are the fire nation still an issue? Oh dear.

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I wish my damned PC would stop having blue screen errors!

#30

No more blue screens- Now it doesn't even turn on.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much. @_@